weiner drizzle

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"

Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

by right_above_it March 8, 2011

Weiner-Sleeve

Any female, human or otherwise, usually living sometimes dead that has a sexual orfice capable of receiving and storing a penis.

Erik tells me his dog makes a good weiner-sleeve when the wife is away.

by ChezzaFentoozler September 15, 2009

weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.

I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.

by mwil September 25, 2010

Weiness Fight

A bumping of the loose skin on your elbow while screaming " WEINESS FIGHT!"

Wanna weiness fight?

by UhhhhDinosaurs. February 21, 2011

weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011