George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty

by Ass the hat ass November 14, 2023

George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021

Kai Washington

The hottest man ever to exist all the females love him

Guy 1: My girlfriend just left me for Kai Washington. Guy 2: Yeah he’s the hottest dude ever i’m not surprised

by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021

Washington, District of Colombia

Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.

Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

by The Baptist April 3, 2021

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025

George Washington Carver

A statue of the first President of The United States George Washington carving a statue of Darwin the monkey

Man that George Washington Carver is HOT!

by Triceritops III June 14, 2024