circle the wagons

where you take three or four bunks in a prison cell, and put them in a circle or semi circle with sheets blocking whats going on inside. What happens inside is that two dozen inmates are raping the hell outta their bitch. I'm talking skull, ass, shoulder blades. It's not pretty

that mormon boy should have been someone's bitch cuz some inmates circled the wagons on him last night.

by dave January 18, 2005

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

jack wagon

A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.

Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!

Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon

by Lpsweens January 12, 2012

paddy wagon

Irish/English word for Police Van where they load up typical gangs of drunks that are acting the eejit in public

by Cully April 1, 2003

Wagon Hopper

two face, undecided, wishy-washy, to choose the most convenient side

person 1: yo ma fave nba basketball team are the chicago bulls...

person 2: damn foreal !?! they outta the playoffs

person1: fuck dat! im wit mavs now!

NEXT DAY:

person 2: dude, i saw the game last nite and yah team lost

person1: wft! mavs lost !?! hell no im wit the lakers now!

person 2: U sum Wagon Hopper. Whoever wins ur on dat.

by chikaFina April 30, 2010

fire wagon

An old 30's term for an obese woman.

1. You better not be setting me up with another fire wagon.
2. Dancing with that fat dame was like holding onto the back of a fire wagon.

by DannyDizzle December 9, 2008

Dick Wagon

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.

Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.

by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015