hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit

Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

by alskdjflaksjfd November 7, 2012

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by gorkhe December 31, 2012

Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Persuasion Knife

A device, or figure of speech, used with NPC* inaction (can be in real life and virtual) that is used to sway said NPC into giving unto one's way. Can be used in a threatening way, or friendly, mostly threating.

*Non Character Player (or not you)

Person 1:Today I had to use my Persuasion Knife to get my lazy brother to mow the lawn today

Person 2:"You pulled a knife on him?
Person 1:No, a rock. It works like a knife.

by SafetyPants April 26, 2011

plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023