Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

WAKE WAOW

(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.

M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wake Waow

(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)

No one:

Not a single soul:

Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?

by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020

Wake up fully charged

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

by KursedKremit October 1, 2020

waveyflombs

a waveyflombs is a flomble who is a leng ting and they are yours that you have claimed, their name is mosh common to be Maria or BabyGirl101Way2splashy4daTrapz.

yo bro I really need a waveyflombs, Maria has the biggest back I’ve ever seen man.

by BabyGirl101Way2splashy4daTrapz January 10, 2021

Wakenatiamatamlod

When you wake up with eyes closed and are not aware that you're awake, instead you're thinking about the dream you were having the same night

I am late for work because i had wakenatiamatamlod for 2 hours straight!

by Pearcoin February 10, 2021

Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)

Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021