buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

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Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

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Trouting

Walking but instead of walking your flopping like a fish

The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.

by Inlovewithmybestfriend33 May 26, 2023

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Trout

A category of freshwater fish.

The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)

Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.

Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.

Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!

Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.

by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023

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