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tristan

people named tristan are slow asf.
by aprillikespring March 11, 2022
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Tristan syndrome

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"
by Sophie turner November 27, 2019
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Tristan

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
His Crush: “I have Tristan Syndrome

Tristan: “That was slick. But shut up.”
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021
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Tristan

Boosted by Daddy Dank. Gayer version of the name Christian
Lodzu is so boosted. He pulled a Tristan
by Ludachristian July 20, 2020
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Tristan

Pronounced (TRIST) (UHN)
Usually a males name however it can be a females name.
Tristan is a guy with dark curly hair and eyes that you get lost in. He is super sweet and will do his best to give you the universe. He’s the type of guy that knows how to lighten the mood and make anyone laugh. He never realised how special he is to people even though he’s made so many peoples lives a lot more happier. He’s the biggest good with the best smile. However, he also knows how to engage in deep conversation and is never boring to talk to with new concepts and can inspire you with anything that he says, even if for example it’s something you dislike; like maths. Tristan is sporty and loves basketball but he also likes to sit down and enjoy video games. If you get a hold of Tristan, give him all your love and he will return it 20 times more
Girl: “I just met the most funny guy-“
Friend: “let me guess, it’s Tristan”
by littolcc November 23, 2021
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Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.
Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”
by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018
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The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.
My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!
by Steeevee April 9, 2025
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