techdiff

short for 'Technical Difficulties'. When technology fails but hasn't quite broken.

...bear with us folks, we are experiancing Techdiff...

by raze_agenda November 17, 2010

techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Techburnt

Something early adopters experience when dealing with new technology releases. These are usually errors, software hickups, faulty components, recalls or dangerous tech issues.

I got techburnt by the Galaxy Note 7, it was so bad Samsung had to recall devices twice!

by Kevin Pauly September 16, 2017

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

Techi-tacha

(similar to tiki-taka) but is used to denote when big tech companies from Silicon Valley act in coordinating efforts in order to eliminate a competition

Yigitte : Do you know what's Techi-Tacha?
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!

by lghi January 12, 2021

tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021