threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

treadmill

when you are having sex in the same manner for extended periods of time

i was treadmillin' dat hoe all night

by allthemhatersbejockinme February 7, 2008

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill

Since it is pitch black outside joey is going treadmilling

by SHMEAL ickbaharack March 29, 2009

Treader

As in " Dont tread in me". A Treader is someone that believes they will have to rise up against the government with their AK47s and protect all of the other CNN watching bootlickers from the same people that faked the moon landing. They also say 'murica!

I found out he was a Treader when he showed me his stash of guns with Fox news blaring in the background.

by BecauseUnicorns April 15, 2020

Thread lice

Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.

Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.

by sbw January 30, 2007