Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 23, 2017

Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 02, 2020

Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum

Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum

by Clutzx February 15, 2022

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 02, 2023

Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)

That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.

by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020

Toweling

Toweling;

E.g (naked play fighting)

She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!

by Big rod101 February 22, 2021