Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast

Frank was nice enough but a total toaster

by Wangler123 October 21, 2020

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.

That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa

by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee

by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster

by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017

frozen toaster

When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.

Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!

by lebbyz May 15, 2017