A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.
You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.
Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!
You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!
You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010
A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
by weave March 21, 2003
Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.
John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018
by Barbara Neville August 20, 2015
An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."
"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
by Korana Constantine November 16, 2008
A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
by Boris May 23, 2004