Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.

Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him

by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020

Tuna and Tim

Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim

Tuna and Tim are real

by God_Jesus_Posidon January 14, 2019

Tim McCarvers

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.

Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.

by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018

Tim Henson

Best guitarist ever and anime villain

Person1: Omg I want to fuck tim henson hes soo sexy
Person2: Wtf bro u gay

by Mint2y June 25, 2023

j tims

just another name for the legendary pop singer Justin Timberlake.

girl 1- "Hey, you heard that song by Justin Timberlake?"
girl 2- "You mean j tims?"
girl 1- "Yea. Same thing."

by im so freakin cool June 13, 2008

Tim time

When in your head you are running on time, but for the rest of the world your running late again

Can be spelt as Tim(e)Time ( the first e is silent )

Im not late i am just running on Tim Time

also known as doing a Tim

by how many left May 23, 2019