Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.
Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"
by aaronpeterson February 28, 2012
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chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.
F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!
by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017
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Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.
Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.
by Childo Chief October 15, 2019
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Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.
The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen
by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012
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Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.
Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.
by chazz jazz bro February 06, 2011
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kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it
Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.
by NotTheATF May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

When one thumb is entered into a woman's vajina instead of a tampon or during intercourse while menstruating. This is all in reference to Kentucky ballistics rn50 accident, stick a thumb in it campaign.
She was bleeding all over the bed so I gave her a Kentucky thumb while we made out
by Shot shooter May 20, 2021
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