Thumb rolled

When theres no toilet roll holder so you put the toilet paper roll on your thumb and roll it off much like a holder. takes many years of practice.

"The rolls of toilet paper where not on a holder" so i thumb rolled that shit

by anonymous October 8, 2017

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

Numb Thumbs

The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...

The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.

by IamTimePiece May 13, 2015

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

tenor thumb

when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in fucked up deformation

after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb

TIMMY: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE TIPSY SHIT HAPPENED TO MY THUMB"

by bizzle the swizzle November 17, 2016