by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018
Get the Silent Sausagemug. If u leave a silent fart. The special thing of this kind of fart is that it smells more than the normal ones. Specially used as a "joke" in bathrooms as a first encounter. Always works.
by shuffeleur April 21, 2018
Get the silent assasinmug. A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".
I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.
by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015
Get the silent slippersmug. An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.
A silent but potato smelling fart.
Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
A silent but potato smelling fart.
Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato
You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009
Get the Silent Potatomug. Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.
Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.
At strip club-
Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?
Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
Get the Jay and Silent Bob Get struckmug. I stare at the screen, but there’s nothing to say,
The silence is louder a thousand miles away.
No ringing, no typing, just space in the air,
But somehow I still feel you quietly there.
I sleep with your name curled under my breath,
Your ghost in my pillow, your laugh in what’s left.
The world spins around me but time doesn’t move,
Not without you — no rhythm, no groove.
I’d trade every sunrise, I’d pause every moon,
To hear just one message that says “see you soon.”
But love doesn’t vanish just 'cause you’re not near—
It lives in the ache, in the waiting, in tears.
So I write you in silence, I send you this song,
Hoping somehow you’ll feel it, know you belong.
Even if you never reply or appear,
I’ll love you in whispers… forever sincere.
🕊️ — "Silent Echo"
The silence is louder a thousand miles away.
No ringing, no typing, just space in the air,
But somehow I still feel you quietly there.
I sleep with your name curled under my breath,
Your ghost in my pillow, your laugh in what’s left.
The world spins around me but time doesn’t move,
Not without you — no rhythm, no groove.
I’d trade every sunrise, I’d pause every moon,
To hear just one message that says “see you soon.”
But love doesn’t vanish just 'cause you’re not near—
It lives in the ache, in the waiting, in tears.
So I write you in silence, I send you this song,
Hoping somehow you’ll feel it, know you belong.
Even if you never reply or appear,
I’ll love you in whispers… forever sincere.
🕊️ — "Silent Echo"
by 617 🫶 Your Written Light 🫶 July 8, 2025
Get the Silent Echo 🕊️mug. The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”
Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silent surprisemug.