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nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
mugGet the nut mufflemug.

Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
mugGet the scuttle nutmug.

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.
I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time
by StatDaddy April 21, 2020
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Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.
Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts
by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021
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Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 22, 2012
mugGet the Knee-nutsmug.

Intergalactic nut

You busted an Intergalactic nut all over my titties.
by Memetimmy June 16, 2018
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