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unwrap my gift

To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
by QuacksO February 2, 2013
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Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."
by Atriguy February 11, 2023
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rhymist gift

Rhymist Gift used in 2020 on theconsummatetransitioner website, is a person who has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational, poetry.
Rhymist Gift defined is a person who effortlessly has the innate and creative gift of effortlessly writing rhyming positive, inspirational poetry.
by The Consummate Transitioner October 15, 2020
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Gift Cub

A "gift cub" is when you send a virtual present to a viewer. The viewer is then deemed a "cub-scriber" and is enabled use to certain special items that the host provides. Special items may include emotes, fart sounds, or a giraffe onsie.
"Sammy sent anther 'gift cub' for SirLiveAlot's channel."
by comma_can_see_you April 6, 2021
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The Goldsby Gift

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.
This culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.
by Shitlicker January 5, 2008
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Vanilla gift card

Trash gift card that are sold by the scammers called "vanilla", You can't use them on eBay and other online retailers for "security reasons" which is an absolute shitty lie. Sometimes the card refuses to work because someone hacked it and drained it immediately after purchase.
by ekxer3 November 25, 2023
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October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”
by amayer October 18, 2023
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