dong-hog

The selfish act of a lesbian engulfing the majority of a double ended dildo with her vagina.

Lesbian #1: Why are you being so bitchy today?
Lesbian #2: Well maybe i'd be in a better mood if you hadn't been such a dong-hog at the scissor fight last night!

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Ding dong

Someone who is social and always is happy and smiley and happy to lucky no matter what. Always brightening your day every time they see you.

My friend is such a beautiful ding dong. He always brightens everyone’s days.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Dong Water

A slang term for urine/pee/piss/tinkle

I just dropped some dong water in the bathroom, let's roll!

by Dark lord tizzy June 10, 2016

Dong Thong

An erection of such magnitude in which the undergarment is drawn into the crack of the buttocks resulting in a massive wedgie.

That tasty babe gave me a raging dong thong.

by Boomsuckit May 11, 2013

Hunk of Dong

A word originated by the Pennsylvania Dutch which means a big, ugly, sloppy, smelly, possibly discolored penis.

Matt, what would you do if you went down on your girl for the first time and out flopped a whole hunk of dong.

by Joe26 January 1, 2007

Water Dong

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.

Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.

by cobrandy June 16, 2010

hot dong

A sexual encounter in which the penis of a male sexual partner is placed inside a hotdog bun and then consumed by the other sexual partner in some form of fellatio. The hot dong can be performed either flaccid or erect, depending on penis size and sexual fetish.

The hot dong can be garnished with the usual condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, etc. The bun can be toasted to improve the texture, taste, and structural integrity of the hot dong.

My girlfriend was hungry after watching 50 Shades of Grey, so I gave her a hot dong.

by cmd1992 May 13, 2016