A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.
Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.
Modafinil 200mg.
Armodafinil 150mg.
Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.
Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Strattera.
2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.
Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.
Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.
Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.
Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.
More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.
Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.
Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022

For a slut cocktail you will need
- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)
Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
- 1 martini glass
- 2 straws
- 1 guy
- 1 girl (who needs to pee)
Catch the guys cum in the martini glass, the girl then pisses on top, mixes it together, and then both parties drink it through the straw
by Whore in Sherpa clothing July 25, 2012

when you piss into someones asshole and then proceed to pour gassoline down the asshole to then light it up and make him/her wafm
by earrapist February 4, 2019

by Mars Johnson January 17, 2024
