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Daddy Christmas

When you love Santa Claus SO MUCH you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS
"Oh my god I love Christmas."
"Yeah, especially Daddy Christmas."
by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017
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Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.
by Tweak Station April 2, 2019
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Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
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Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
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Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!
by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016
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sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.
Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
by mikalover January 13, 2010
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christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing
Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave
by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008
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