by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.
Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(
by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help
by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.
Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.
Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.
by Givenone March 14, 2014

by I'm CAsey Batman November 19, 2019

Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.
by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021
