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baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
Run--she got baby vision.
by DaTroot April 25, 2014
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vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems
by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018
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blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.
"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"
by smothered fries August 4, 2009
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Visions

The second album by English progressive metal band Haken, released in 2011.

It is a concept album like its predecessor Aquarius, telling the story of a young boy who sees his own death in his dreams and believes it's going to happen, thus spending the rest of his life trying to avoid it.
Visions is Haken's best album!
by Pastek July 2, 2020
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Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.
"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.
by MandibleHand August 14, 2021
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Visioned Upped

Focusing on your vision for the purpose of leveling up your goals.

Focused intent, usually at the beginning of a new year.
Visioned Upped : 2020 is a significant year, to get visioned-upped on your goals and dreams.
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by Artist Writer Carole J McCoy November 25, 2019
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Daisuke's Vision

Anything created by the great Daisuke Ishiwatari
Person 1: "Why does the KEY have a belt? It's a key!"
Person 2: "It's simply Daisuke's Vision"
by Incognito World March 26, 2024
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