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separator store

Aka gift store, gift shop. Coined because it separates a man from his money.
When travelling I always stop at the local separator store to pick up souvenirs for my kids.
by DMMsGal September 25, 2021
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Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023
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shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.
Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.
by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013
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store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.
I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.
by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022
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Corner Store shuffle

Basically chill on the corner play cards and get some business done.
Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
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Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.
Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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