knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)

I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts

by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021

Where the sun doesn't shine

Your anus

I saw someone stretching his where the sun doesn't shine.

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus July 22, 2023

Shines

Shines: Indulging in sexual activity with a very attractive partner of the opposite race
Synonyms: Play, hooked up, fucked him/her, scored with him/her.

Meg: Bro did u see Brian last night!
Stewie: No what did he do?
Meg: He totally got some shines last night.
Stewie: Who with?
Meg: Lois.

by Johnb_27 May 28, 2022

Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Bosnian Shoe Shine

Using a pair of severed feet, from a living or dead person, to give yourself a foot job.

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

San Francisco rodeo spit shine

When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube

Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho

by Chkeni February 4, 2025