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God

A being who can suck my dick
if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one
by fancygoblin December 11, 2022
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God is love.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.
God is great and I thank him each day.
by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022
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On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.
“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”
by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022
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A fictional character who according to Christian mythology who is the creator of all.
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Let us now praise god.
by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022
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God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.
OML! God is such a polite stalker!
by God_is_I March 8, 2022
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