God

A being who can suck my dick

if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one

by fancygoblin December 11, 2022

God

The biggest joke since religion itself.

Oh my god. He’s god.

by Thatoneguywhoissomethinf November 16, 2021

God

God is love.
If you get to know him and love him he'll more than likely love you back. Whenever I was sick or needed him in life he was there. If you take time for him he seems to like that. Can be a great friend to you when you befriend him back.

God is great and I thank him each day.

by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022

On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022

God

A fictional character who according to Christian mythology who is the creator of all.

God isn’t real

by ESBirdnerd December 29, 2021

God

Freddie Mercury

Let us now praise god.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.

OML! God is such a polite stalker!

by God_is_I March 8, 2022