Cole masturbation

Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.

Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.

by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017

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Miss Cole

The BEST Psychology teacher EVER, she is kind, loving and truly cares about the majority of her students ;) (especially the Enric's in her class).

Thank you for a great year Miss Cole, you're the best!

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Isaac Cole

The Scientist who found out what ‘Gay Fever’ is, he found it out by watching over his gay friend Beefton Collins. He found that his other friend Callum was acting weird next to Beefton, and that’s how he found Gay Fever!

Have you done the homework on Isaac Cole?

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

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James coles

The ultimate Gaylord, James Coles will flex his dad's hard earned cash from the mortgage division on you in the form of shit chains and alright clothes.

Omg, James Coles is out with his 8 pound chain again

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