A term used to describe a millenial coffee shop regular who wears cuffed boot cut pants (jeans, khakis, etc.). This look is often accentuated with a beanie, combat or ankle boots, and a Mac laptop with an assortment of stickers on its face. Its sometimes tied together with a shirt thats half tucked in and air pods.
“How was your blind date?”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
“He was really sweet, but it turns out he’s a coffee slack.”
“I dated a coffee slack once. I swear he stole my beanies.”
by diefactchecker July 10, 2020
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by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013
Get the coffee rot mug.The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
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Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 6, 2011
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