chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

chew

Another word for “head” or “blowjob”

friend 1- “i asked this girl last night for a chew”
friend 2- “did she give you it?

by shedeo March 28, 2022

Chew

A incredibly beautiful person with a huge dong

Oh my god chew is amazing

by CharlieNorman666 September 26, 2020

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

chewing tar

When a bully is bullying you and he/she makes you chew tar.

"Damn! Reggie Nelson is chewing tar after Greg Giraldo's last roast!"

by Greggy Greg August 6, 2016

chew monster

somebody who sucks on the low

I had her at the crib last night, she a mean chew monster

by GXLDENRAYS November 13, 2015

Chewe

Chewe is a name that means someone loved or one loved by everyone

''Chewe'' Noun

by tic-tac October 4, 2022