April 8th

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

by PlayWithBoys626 October 29, 2019

April 8th

become close friends with ur crush day. not close friends as in friend-zone but like to a level were yall can casually talk.

Thea: Its April 8th today go become besties with ______
Shazam: Ehh ig so. But i'll make sure not to friend-zone him

by master_fu_my_bestie April 07, 2022

April 8th

this is the day you can hit anyone with specifically named madi (spelt in any way) in any way you please. this last for 24 hours. (murders ok)

guys it’s april 8th, let’s abuse madi

by localshroom April 24, 2021

April 8th

April 8th is national ass picture day! send whoever asks an ass picture or 2!

Someone: can you send me an ass pic please its April 8th

You: ok sure

by Balbadoon April 08, 2022

April 8th

April 8th is national slap that ass on camera for your boyfriend day.

“Damn, it’s april 8th. I better slap that ass for my boyfriend.”

by Kingboofxx123 April 08, 2024

April 8th

National slap ur gbf ass day

“Hey Kendra can I grab ur ass”

“Sure since it April 8th”

by Kingvon8573 April 08, 2024

April 8th

National slap a girl’s ass they can’t refuse.

“Yo ima slap ur ass”
“Sure it April 8th

by Kingvon8573 April 08, 2024