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turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"
mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010
mugGet the turf taxmug.

weeb tax

The extra price you pay for being for being a fucking weeb. Usually because weeaboos drive up demand.

Particularly used in videogames.
- Did you see the katana prices?! They're way too high!
- The weeb tax is real...
by Matoi Enjoyer July 14, 2022
mugGet the weeb taxmug.

Tax crazy

When someone gets a large tax return and beings blowing it or having a disregard for the price of anything.
Jenny got her tax return yesterday and shes already gone tax crazy, she just bought a new tv and is taking us out for drinks.
by Bughuul February 25, 2019
mugGet the Tax crazymug.

tax rich

during the months of February-April when people get their income tax back and quit their job.
Betty Lou just quit her housekeeping job at the hotel cause now she is tax rich
by Fllee68 February 13, 2020
mugGet the tax richmug.

asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.
Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!
by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021
mugGet the asshole taxmug.

Girl Tax

1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.

Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter
Yoooo gal you’re very sexy and have a fat back get ready for girl tax.
by BigBoyLC February 21, 2022
mugGet the Girl Taxmug.

speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.
Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
mugGet the speeding taxmug.

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