chasin' my taint 

an expression deeming uncomfortable closeness or excess authority

"My momma's really been chasin' my taint since I kifed that dime bag from her stash."
"Back off man, you're really chasin' my taint!"

chasin' my taint by Quiggsly December 25, 2009

Alabama Lizard Taint 

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

Alabama Lizard Taint by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

taint 

The flesh between one's genitalia and anus.

Taint pink and taint stink.

taint by Steve Savoy December 28, 2005

Taint  

that spot between your balls and ass

im sweat my taint off
Jersey is the taint of America

Taint by MACOLLINS17HOCO December 16, 2008

taint 

stinky space between your asshole and your balls.

damn your taint smells like wet socks.

taint by op October 5, 2006

taint 

Taint is a slang term used to refer to the perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vulva and the anus). It is a portmanteau of "it ain't." This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and mildly obscene.

"Last night, you mom tongued my taint..."

taint by christopher Cherry October 22, 2008

Taint 

1. The area between a males scrotum and anus that prevent the man from shitting ho his balls.
2. Tyler "Taint" Baker inter/show monkey of the Lex and Terry Morning Radio Network.

I just Got kicked in the fuckin' taint!

Taint by jperea September 25, 2006