jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 22, 2003

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turkey coma

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas

"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"

by Burtny November 24, 2007

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Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit July 14, 2008

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Turkey time

A turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it.

turkey time > eating out a girl

gobble gobble> the licking you do

During oral sex wit that hoe down the street she asked if it was turkey time and i responded with gobble gobble.

Yummy cooter juice!!!!!!!!!

by whitey May 06, 2005

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dirty turkey

When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.

Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.

by MGD123 June 10, 2009

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