Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

Turbo Flutter

so if u have a car and have some goofy ahh turbo u know what this is for the ones that dont know its car part make alot of goofy horsepower. it goes stutututututu or psttttttttttt
ur smoll turbo make smol no stututututu only psttttttttt cuz it a weak ass turbo
ur big ass turbo will make big stututututututututututututututututututututu cuz it big ass

car: *turbo flutter* stututututu
sus carguy: wahoo

by FlutterCarzTik February 6, 2023

turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.

My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.

by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023

Turbo

The one sent to burn it the fuck down and eradicate the Shesquatch / Yeti-Cunt-A-Sarus. He's nothing special but at the same time he is special. Alpha Male.

Man did you see that shit? He totally went Turbo on that shit.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.

Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.

by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023

Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023