mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone

god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt

by Destiny547 February 7, 2019

Mental Masturbation

The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.

"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"

by Falcon64 April 30, 2018

Mental Degree

when a person thinks they know everything about a subject they "have a degree" in it.

"I feel depressed."
"Dw, I have a mental degree in depression."

by aarondawang April 4, 2019

mentally weird

When your weirdness can't be solved or helped

I'm sorry but I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal

by Yeetas the fetus April 18, 2019

Momma mentality

1. Having so much aggression and energy that you can chance down a horse.

“Oooooooo baby! I got momma mentality right now!”

by Chaz0404 April 25, 2019

retardedly mental

It is mentally retarded but flipped

tu eres retardedly mental

by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

mentally shitty

Sad or upset

I feel mentally shitty today.

by DARREN JORDAN December 15, 2017