When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Get the Night Woodmug. Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"
by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013
Get the Tiger Woodsmug. Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
Get the Staining the woodmug. Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection December 8, 2011
Get the Spray Woodmug. The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.
by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022
Get the through the woodsmug. A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I
by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020
Get the toby woodsmug. Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!
by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019
Get the Jared Woodmug.