The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.
To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.
Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.
Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.
B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.
A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.
A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
by D4N13L February 12, 2007
Get the Llama Nose mug.The act of pleasuring a female (usually in a penetrative manor) using the nose.
When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.
When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.
"Ben's large nose was incredible for the occasional nose dive."
"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."
"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."
"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."
"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."
by BSAMH69 January 6, 2014
Get the Nose Diving mug.When your friend or family member decides to make out with your nose in a form of greeting or love. Can be done either softly or aggressively, with teeth and tongue included.
by Pee_eye_em_pee November 25, 2014
Get the Nose kiss mug.Term for a helpful companion who, in the situation of "nose goes", will touch your nose for you if you are unaware of it happening.
It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
When Peele started nose goes to see who would throw out everyone's trash, I knew that I had to help Key out, since we were official nose bros. I put my finger on his nose so he wouldn't have to do it.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
by Mr. Owl Knows How Many Licks December 7, 2012
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Get the nose pocket mug.A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.
by Coldcoy December 26, 2007
Get the Hook Nose mug.Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009
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