big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

Something one of my discord friends said once.

Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

by Withering April 19, 2022

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

MOMMY I'M EMO

MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything

MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me

by Moxxie_origanal April 21, 2023

Mommy Moneyshot

The spraying of breast milk on the male’s chest and face while the female rides cowgirl.

She hit me with that mommy moneyshot and at that point I was finished

by BigSota August 14, 2022

Sissy Mommy

A girlfriend / Alpha for sissies who are crossdressers. Likes to feminize thier sissy gurlfriends and make them happy. Also makes thier sissy learn their place.
This is a sexual kink, but does not actually require sex.

My Sissy Mommy loves to touch my sissy clitty when I'm lonely.

by thorntonious_rex May 29, 2025