Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016

handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks

fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.

Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!

by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014

clapped wasteman

(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash

Will is a clapped wasteman

by Mqajere May 8, 2018