cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick

you are not a prick you are the entire cactus

by Sasin September 22, 2021

Cactus

A sex toy that grows in the wild

Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse

Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?

by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.

Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!

by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022