spineless cactus

A spineless cactus is a trem that means dick/cock

That is a big spineless cactus!
That man is being a huge spineless cactus

by Oogaboogalicker August 20, 2023

Jazz Cactus

bhang, benj, boo, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, choof, daccha, dank, devil's lettuce, djamba, doobage, dope. endo, gage, ganja, ganj, grass, green, greenery, hash, hashish, hemp, herb, Mary Jane, MJ, marihoochie, marijuana, Mary Joanna, method, mezz, muggle, mull, pot, puff, reefer, sensimillia, sensimilla, shit, sweetleaf, tea, Texas tea, trees, twig, wacky tobaccy, weed, yarndie, zombie, chronic, dagga, Indian hemp, kind bud. kush, purple haze, schwag, Thai stick, recreational drug, tetrahydrocannabinol, THC, marijuana cigarette

Bryan Kelly enjoyed using that Jazz Cactus.

by NotUrWifey October 5, 2023

cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020

Cactus

A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.

Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".

by John Weblyek April 21, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020