cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.

Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!

by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020

cactus cock

Dry mouth

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by anonymous November 7, 2020

cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji

person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "

by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021

Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

cactus

hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one

Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!

by Mimi R February 22, 2021

Cactus

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached

i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"

by Abley Squares March 7, 2021