2/13

2/13 is the day a man is born a soon to be prodigy with nothing but grit and a fat cock. He eats nails for breakfast and your mother’s coochie for dinner.

Oh my !! He was born on 2/13 he must be great in the sheets

by Gigantor peen October 28, 2019

November 2

National ask you friend out day if you ask someone out 50 out of 50 percent change they will say yes

On November 2 my friend Jack said yes

by Urbandictionar05 November 2, 2019

Tylenol 2

A combination of 300 mg acetaminophen, 15 mg caffeine, and 15 mg codeine.

CWE Tylenol 2s before you take recreational doses unless you wanna rape your liver.

by Qwertyuiopqwer July 10, 2016

Bucket 2

a Discord server which has rules and almost none have to be enforced
known for its owner being the youngest of the mod team and having intra-mod arguments

half of its emotes are useless and it has many archives of channels due to a maxing out of pins
"Bucket Projects" are announced and never finished

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Bucket 2?"
Guy 2: "No."
Guy 3: "Don't join it."

by JohnMew May 29, 2021

2% discount

Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.

I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...

by mjack777 April 10, 2011

Hell 2

A place for people who didn't like Hell 1.

Sol's first image in Hell 2 was gay porn

by Tall Teenagers user #21 June 3, 2021

December 2

Give a girl you’re hoodie and hold their hand. 🥺😤

Come on man put on your big boy pants and do it. Hold her hand on December 2

by Kermit de frog December 1, 2019