French Tank

In MMO games tanks are the characters that are supposed to take most of the damage, unless... they are french. In that case the word has two definitions either:
A tanking character that is acting like, a little sissy and entering combat last.
OR
A caster or other low-hp character that is acting like a tank for no good reason and overall fucking up everybody's game.
French tanks can be seen mostly in MMOs like: WoW, LoL, HoN,DotA and the such.
Example:
"Why is Rammus backing out?!?!"
"F*ck.... we got a french tank"
or
"Ok, once they are in range Alistar is gonna stun'em and then... Wait, wait Ryze wtf u doing man?!?!"
"He frenched tanked them...."
by Antagonista April 13, 2010
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Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.
Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again
by 1025soulja October 11, 2021
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Tank legs

Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"
by Frannnnnnnko July 14, 2010
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Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017
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Fish Tanked

A car gets "fish tanked" when some idiot leaves their sunroof open during a terrential downpour. The best form of the "fish tank" is when water flows out your door when you open it.
Wow, it sure was raining out. Chris's car got fish tanked real bad!
by dcastdal October 11, 2013
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plenty in the tank

When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
by Gepet January 03, 2018
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