by marcelmarechal January 26, 2010
Ed: ay yo bro, show dem niggas what you do best in dem battles
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit
Jamez: you mean dem one-takes? aight lemme spit
by eezydubs January 25, 2021
by Hurricane Irma November 23, 2017
by Bigeman25 July 23, 2008
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 16, 2020
by Joseph smith123 December 15, 2017
The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.
by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013