by GeneralChalupa April 17, 2020
Get the Swedish Tilt mug.Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.
by The new dr Ruth August 4, 2020
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I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.
by omjo34 August 13, 2020
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Get the Swedish meatballs mug.This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.
by Adrianusssss12 February 27, 2017
Get the swedish banana pizza mug.This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese."
The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
by skater jack daniels October 25, 2006
Get the swedish cheese mug.To be covered in semen all around your body.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.
by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020
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