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supertanker

an extremely large breast on an extremely skinny, and or short woman.
that little bitch has some incredible supertankers.
by sick December 14, 2003
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supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket
Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!
by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006
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Supermariofecta

Scoring 5 goals in a National Hockey League game.

The sobriquet honours the greatest hockey player of all time, "Super Mario" Lemieux who scored 5 goals in a game four times during his peerless career.

Adapted from horse racing where a feature bet predicting the finish of the first 2 horses is called an exacta; the first 3 horses, a trifecta; the first 4 horses, a superfecta.
Marian Gaborik of Minnesota was the last man to score a Supermariofecta, on Dec. 20, 2007 vs. New York Rangers. As a penalty for their ineptitude, the Rangers had to pay him $37.5MM over 5 years.
by PenguinsApril November 12, 2010
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Supermaning

To start off two naked dudes sit doggy style on the bed with their butts towards you. You then turn on soulja boy crank that and wait for it to say "superman." You then stick both fists straight out and proceed to launch your self towards their assholes. Mid air your fists stick straight in and you are completely off the ground.
Me and my two college roommates were attempting supermaning when my fists got stuck in their asses when the RA came in.
by Masterbate247 January 27, 2015
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Superfan

The guy with the giant red afro, cape, sunglasses, facepaint, and an "F" painted on his chest who attends all Fordham University athletic events. He is the most hardcore college sports fan on the face of the earth, and is a true "Superfan."
The Superfan's heckles at last night's softball game were absolutely hilarious!
by Roger213 May 21, 2007
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Supermanning

The act of lying face down, and placing arms in front of you, in a superman like manner.

No, it's not like planking.
Why would you even ask that?
What are you doing?
SUPERMANNING.
by ProSupermanner October 5, 2011
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supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.
A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.
by sec fan October 5, 2005
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