strawberry glue stick

noun: a used bloody tampon that is covered in sticky vaginal fluids causing it to have a sticking effect.

Mary removed her strawberry glue stick and threw it at Gatchell. Causing it to stick to his head.

by Slitcher 69 June 27, 2008

strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

by zachari15 July 10, 2014

strawberry picking

To play with someone's nipples. Sometimes they may turn red like strawberries. Using your mouth and "tasting" is encouraged, just as one does when actually picking strawberries.

He stayed over last night and I let him do some strawberry picking.

by mmmmmmh April 17, 2016

Dirty Straw

When a man gives anal sex to a woman/man and then inserts their penis into the lover's mouth.

Last night, Toby and I had one too many and he gave me a dirty straw...
Are you gay now?
Maybe.

by AnalisaPaine August 23, 2011

dingo with a straw

The natural enemey of a test-tube baby.

Joke referring to the Azaria/Lindy Chamberlain case in Australia in the early 80's. Lindy's baby daughter Azaria was taken from a central Australian campsite by a dingo. Lindy was convicted of her murder but the baby's jacket was found in a dingo's den a few years later and the conviction was overturned.

"A dingo's got moi baibee!" (and no, we do NOT talk like that, or the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons! Just thought I'd clear that up!)

Q. What's the natural enemy of a test tube baby?
A. A dingo with a straw!

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

strawberry cheesecake

after being fellated by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.

Jill was enjoying sucking on jonny's penis until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.

by lobster boy November 15, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006