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Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.
Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!
by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024
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Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game
by Brother Blump April 17, 2024
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Stranger Things

by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Stranger things

Stranger things is the best show like everything the actors ooo the actors... anyways every thing about the actors is absolutly amazing.. FINN WOLFHARD IS <3
stranger things is like the best show
by finnlover February 2, 2023
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Stranger Things Day

Stranger Things Day is on November 6th because that is the day Will went missing. Netflix made this an official holiday (i think lol)
Person 1: I love Stranger Things so much!
Person 2: We should celebrate Stranger Things Day together!
by iamruby November 14, 2020
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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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The Stranger Stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.
Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best bud the stranger stranger last night.
by DonKidick February 9, 2022
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