herb status

1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.

2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.

So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.

by take a d July 12, 2006

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

Old Marble Statue

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.

"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."

by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010

Status quo

Whatever the fuck is going on right now.

I’ll take the status quo over whatever the fuck is going on right now!

by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020

T-status

Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.

Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!

by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

bro status

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

Status Rape

When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.

*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.

by SickFuck12345 January 25, 2010