Stalk-flooder

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )

Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.

by philosoph May 18, 2017

stalking

usually involves a very long romantic walk for 2, however only 1 of them knows the walk is for 2.

Bro my girlfriend called me, said some guy was stalking her so I went and tried to fight him.

by William MacMorrison December 24, 2020

Power Stalk

Used when describing a person on the website "Facebook." Power Stalking is when someone comments/likes a post in under a minute from when it was posted. In order for it to be Power Stalking, the person has to do this at least 3 times before declaring it a Power Stalk.

Tommy: Just had some awesome pizza! (30 seconds ago)

Comments:

Brad: Where did you get it and how did it taste? (20 seconds ago)

Tommy: Brad, you are totally Power Stalking my profile

by ab0mbs February 25, 2011

order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible

John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.

by the man who wears things July 12, 2012

account stalking

When you or someone else goes through a persons posts out of obsession, boredom, or suspicion

Me:We're you account stalking me?
You:no I was just going through your old posts

by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 26, 2017

Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.

I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.

by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014

Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.

(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?

by taycolez October 6, 2011