Dick Squeeze

A hook up or "one night stand."

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.

Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

by lowknotokbutitsfineig December 8, 2020

Squeezer

:greddy:

see Village People or Micheal Jackson

by b0n3r February 14, 2003

Squeezer

Someone who wears shoes that are too small for them but continues to wear them because they are hot kicks

James:Yo Joey what size are those jordans I want to cop them from you
Joey: they are a size 9
James:whoa I thought you were a size 11
Joey:yea but the shoes are hot tho!!
James: damn kid you are a f***Ing squeezer!!!

by instagram: jeffreyromelus_25 February 3, 2013

Squeezer

Term given to pedophiles by molested youths. Also, a gay male who uses his anal muscles to remove a penis from the rectal cavity.

Jon Kodatt is a squeezer according to both definitions.

by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

squeezledorfed

fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.

I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.

by R7XXX February 18, 2009